bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
So I decided to start saving money for my abortion in a tomato sauce jar because it says ‘Prego.’ I know I thought it was fucking genius!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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