big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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