Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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