if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
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A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
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New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
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