yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
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His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
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Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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