I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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