can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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