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I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora

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Please tell me how you discovered this.

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I was looking in the mirror snooping around

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(440): I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora (1-440): Please tell me how you discovered this. (440): I was looking in the mirror snooping around<p></p> http://tfl.nu/7aua

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So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.

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(860): So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever. http://tfl.nu/64bh

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The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.

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(203): The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this. http://tfl.nu/mzic

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she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.

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(283): she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love. http://tfl.nu/fwj8

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Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school

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(360): Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school http://tfl.nu/4t6a

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Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.

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(920): Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever. http://tfl.nu/t9h7

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I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.

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(636): I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue. http://tfl.nu/zl9g

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I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this

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(540): I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this http://tfl.nu/doar

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Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.

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(704): Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention. http://tfl.nu/qqdz

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tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????

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(408): tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ???? http://tfl.nu/bwh4

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I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.

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(847): I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying. http://tfl.nu/v59j

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I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.

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(310): I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas. http://tfl.nu/mh99

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I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure

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(941): I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure http://tfl.nu/4g2x

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I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.

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(904): I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night. http://tfl.nu/zawb

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Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.

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(505): Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who. http://tfl.nu/ct81

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