Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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