And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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