Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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