Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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