Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
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