That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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