i permit you to call me
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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