I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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