if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
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