end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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