Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Randomize
