So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
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He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
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Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
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