Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
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As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
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It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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