Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
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The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
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i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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