just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
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Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
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I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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