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i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine

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(248): i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine http://tfl.nu/gbjn

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Theres a note on my antibiotics that says "Do not chew or crush. Swallow whole." I think that would be a good tattoo for just above my penis.

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(407): Theres a note on my antibiotics that says "Do not chew or crush. Swallow whole." I think that would be a good tattoo for just above my penis. http://tfl.nu/knfk

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going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.

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(248): going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school. http://tfl.nu/hpld

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I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.

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(719): I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever. http://tfl.nu/sr0q

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I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.

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(412): I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate. http://tfl.nu/bucy

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Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.

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(615): Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight. http://tfl.nu/ami0

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Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.

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(814): Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright. http://tfl.nu/kb3m

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Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something

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(209): Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something http://tfl.nu/htcf

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He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.

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(705): He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment. http://tfl.nu/68lb

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I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.

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(407): I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up. http://tfl.nu/xd0y

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His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head

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(703): His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head http://tfl.nu/cxta

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Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations

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(413): Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations http://tfl.nu/s70c

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okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.

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(248): okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for. http://tfl.nu/81ty

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Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.

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(312): Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it. http://tfl.nu/okpd

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And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.

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(778): And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again. http://tfl.nu/11c3

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