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(203): View more from Connecticut

Writing my paper on freud at bar

(917): View more from New York City

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children

(917): View more from New York City

Smooth

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(605): View more from South Dakota

Say something about gay babies.

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(502): View more from Kentucky

I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.

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(443): View more from Maryland

i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement

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(317): View more from Indiana

They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.

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(604): View more from British Columbia

That was an excessively violent trivia night

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(516): View more from New York

I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.

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(530): View more from California

Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.

(818): View more from California

As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.

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