Writing my paper on freud at bar
Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Say something about gay babies.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
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i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
25 Cringeworthy Below the Pants Injuries
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.