tell your sister to shave her snatch
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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