He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
Did I show you my penis last night?
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
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