i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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