I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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