She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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