Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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