when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
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