i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I just forgot I was standing up.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
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