Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
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I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
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PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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