then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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