why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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