It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
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