there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
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