How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
where does the pee come out of this thing
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
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you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
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I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
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Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
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