Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
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is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
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My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
send nudes
from the living room?
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