You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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