Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
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I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
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I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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