i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
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