im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
So I just went to clothing optional bar
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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