god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
This is the high leading the old right now
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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