I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
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We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
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I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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