You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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