big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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