i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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