so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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