is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
Randomize
