dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
Randomize
