last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
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I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
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We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
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