Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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