Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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