i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I just blew my weed a kiss
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
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