why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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