we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
is wine microwaveable?
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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