I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
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I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
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You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
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